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Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday Musings on All Things Southern

A friend sent this to me today (thanks, Kris!). It's kinda long and I've heard it before, but it bears repeating!


Southern FOLKS know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern FOLKS know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern WOMEN know everybody's first name
:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern WOMEN know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern FOLKS know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern FOLKS know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

Southern WOMEN know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

Southern GIRLS know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
 

Southern GIRLS know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food



There's more... but I'll save it for another time. Y'all come back now, ya heah!

4 comments:

  1. love that--rhett butler. :)

    the women knowing everyone's first name--classic! ♥

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  2. I love a man in uniform! Although the Rhett Butler one was awesome!

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  3. Saw the West Point Glee Club at the Opry Friday night. With Trace Adkins. Lots of swooning to be noted. :)

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